Total Medals Earned: 335 (From 94 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,590 Points
Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/210 points)
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Get a delightful history lesson.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Save the galaxy.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/18 (45/275 points)
Kill 40 flying birds!
Kill 12 hippos!
Cut off 25 plesiosaur limbs!
Destroy 75 rafts!
Kill 17 swimming birds!
Kill 200 Cavemen!
Cut off 80 crocodiles limbs!
Crush 12 dinosaur eggs!
Kill 500 fishes!
Kill 35 running birds!
Crush 100 shells!
Kill 6 giant spiders!
Kill the dragonfly in under 5 seconds!
Kill the first flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the giant turtle in under 30 seconds!
Kill the second flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the third flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Crush 10 giant trees!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/190 points)
Medals Earned: 3/10 (45/280 points)
Destroy a turret with it's own bullet
Find many creative ways to destroy turrets
Finish the game
Annoy your test administrator
Almost escape falling into the new chambers
Redirect a bullet
Finish the game with all candies collected
Finish the game with less than 7 deaths
Finish the game is 280 warps or less
Finish the game in 12:30 or less
Medals Earned: 2/9 (50/450 points)
Dont use slow motion in a level
Get a flawless run
Get the clone to the end of a level
Collect all the stars in a level
Beat 10 levels
Shoot an enemy 45 times
Destroy 8 rockets in one level
Beat all the levels
Beat 20 levels
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/355 points)
Beat 5 levels.
Beat 10 levels.
Beat 15 levels.
Beat 20 levels.
Open 20 chests.
Beat 25 levels.
Beat 30 levels.
Beat 35 levels.
Beat the game.
Open all 40 chests.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/450 points)
Collect all energy in the first level
Find the first secret area
Find the second secret area
But before you do, think of all the kittens
Kill all enemies in Normal Mode
Collect all energy in Normal Mode
Kill 5 enemies in 5 seconds
Finish the game in Normal Mode
Find the third secret area
Found the fourth secret area
Found the fifth secret area
Kill all enemies in Hard Mode
Make an enemy fall to his death
Collect all energy in Hard Mode
Finish the game in Hard Mode
Medals Earned: 20/32 (290/500 points)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
A WILD CatFight ensues!
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
Obviously she's a keeper!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/265 points)
500 score on Easy
1000 score on Easy
25 jumps on red platforms in a row
25 jumps on blue platforms in a row
25 jumps on green platforms in a row
1000 score on Normal
15000 score on Normal
30000 score on Normal
Medals Earned: 2/4 (55/205 points)
You woke up, you were flushed, you escaped...
Completed the game
Completing the game with good ending
All Ripples Rescued