Total Medals Earned: 335 (From 94 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,590 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (30/40 points)
Game completed
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete game in 150 years or less
Medals Earned: 4/11 (65/475 points)
find another shortcut
find a shortcut
and another shortcut
Medals Earned: 2/8 (50/430 points)
Left the castle
Left the grave yard
viewed the credits
Completed all church levels
Reached the City
cracked the code on level 25
Completed the story
Freed all the lost souls
Medals Earned: 5/18 (35/360 points)
Collect 10 crates
Kill 50 mushrooms
Kill 500 mushroom
Die from laser
Collect 100 crate
Unlock 2 game characters
Kill 100 flying mushrooms
Finish the game with Sarah without upgrading health
Collect 500 crates
Collect 50 hearts
Kill 5000 mushroom
Shoot 10,000 shots
Finish the game for one time
Win the game twice
Unlock all game characters
Win the game with all characters
Medals Earned: 5/30 (30/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
...and keeps on whip'n.
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 5/6 (250/300 points)
Smashed 50 cars in one life
Survived 5 minutes
Player unlocks the android outfit
Player unlocks the bimbo outfit
Played 10 times in one session
Jumped 10 cars in midair in one life
Medals Earned: 10/10 (495/495 points)
Rescue 100 allies
Kill 500 enemies
Achieve 1st Lieutenant rank
Complete 10 missions
Collect 5000 gold
Ride 500 meters on the car in one game
Finish Normal Mode
Achieve Colonel rank
Buy all the game upgrades
Run 2000 meters in one game
Medals Earned: 5/50 (35/500 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (100/100 points)
RAAAWR.
T_T
Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/80 points)
Kill the N00bs.
Defeat the 67 Bots.
Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
Kill the NG Emotes.
Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Defeat 10 random bosses.
Defeat the VG Legends.
Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Kill the legendary characters.
Defeat the Bourgeois.
Defeat the Travis Bots.
Defeat the NG Folks.
Defeat the Patriots.